The Search for Dry Land

Dear Mr. Costner,In our own “search for dry land” we here at “If I Blog It They Will Come” feel as though we’re recycling our own premises the same way you recycled your own urine in the opening scene of Waterworld. We apologize if some of our posts requesting that you send a photo of [...]

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American Bloggers

Hey Mr Costner,Just thought we’d pop in again to let you know we’re still here. We here at “If I Blog It They Will Come” think you’re underestimating our stamina. We feel like your brother Davy in American Flyers. It’s as if you’re putting us through the “torture test” just so we can prove our [...]

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Costner At The Oscars

Dear Mr. Costner, We weren’t sure whether or not you would be at the Kodak Theatre for the 79th annual Academy Awards (“the Oscars”), as you were not nominated this year, but “If I Blog It They Will Come” could only hope that despite your absence as a nominee your presence would be felt. It [...]

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Photo Shop

Dear Mr. Costner,As we here at “If I Blog It They Will Come” continue on our quest to get you to send a photo of yourself looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com, we thought that maybe it would help speed the process along if we gave you some guidelines on what type of photographic evidence [...]

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The Mission

Dear Mr. Costner, As we near the one month anniversary of the inception of “If I Blog It They Will Come” we remain proud of the work we’re doing here at the site, and feel we are flying high. You could say we’re on a mission, Mr. C, much like the one you undertook in [...]

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fan•dan•go

fan•dan•go (fan dan’ go) n., pl. •gos (Sp.) 1. a lively Spanish dance inrhythm varying from slow to quick ¾ time. 2. music for this. 3. afoolish act. Dear Mr. Costner, Hopefully, by now you’ve taken notice of our little internet operation. Frankly we’re a little curious as to what you might think of us. [...]

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Costner 2008!

COSTNER FOR PRESIDENT 2008 Dear Mr. Costner, As we sat in our home this President’s day weekend, pondering the meaning of what it is to be a “great President” and watching the History Channels Presidents special, we here at “If I Blog It They Will Come” came to realize that like a great President and [...]

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For Love Of The Game

Dear Mr. Costner, Can you smell that hint of Spring in the air? That means that baseball is just around the corner. With Pitchers and Catchers reporting to Major League training facilities this past week, we here at “If I Blog It They Will Come” decided that it’s never too early throw your support behind [...]

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Postman’s Mailbag

You know, here at “If I Blog It They Will Come” we get letters. These letters contain positive reinforcment from well wishers for our cause as well as general inquiries from Kevin Costner fans from all over the world, that only Kevin Costner can provide the answers to. Actually, we’re lying we don’t get letters, [...]

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Message in A Bottle…to Kevin Costner

Dear Mr. Costner, It’s Valentine’s Day and the hearts of all of us at “If I Blog It They Will Come” are filled with the spirit of romance. We intend to celebrate the day by treating our sweeties to a little dinner, a little wine, and a viewing of your 1999 film Message In A [...]

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