Dear Mr. Costner,
As we get closer to the release of Mr. Brooks there seems to be more information pouring out about the film. As the Official Unofficial Home of Mr. Brooks we here at “If I Blog It They Will Come” feel it’s our duty to report whatever new information comes to light on your upcoming cinematic contribution. While we’re certainly having fun searching for any news we can find, we feel that both of our interests would be better served if you would send us an email alerting us to any upcoming details along with a photo of yourself looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com
That way we can keep your loyal public better informed as to any breaking developments before those pesky gossip sites break the story. You don’t have to email us personally. You can get your publicist to do so. We’re not that picky.
In any case…our breaking news today, that we found through another site but wish we were the first to break, is the following:
Mr. Costner, We here at “If I Blog It They Will Come” absolutely love the poster. In fact we can’t stop raving about it. It will no doubt lure anyone who’s been on the fence about seeing this movie to the theatre on June 1st. We’re sure of it. Alright, that’s all we’ve got for today. Thanks for your time and consideration. We look forward to hearing from you soon on our latest proposal.
Sincerely,
i had a feeling Costner would make some kind of a comeback; plus it’s interesting how Dane Cook went from stand up comedian to starring in a ton of major movies