Dear Mr. Robin Williams,
We heard that in your recent appearance at the Peace Center in Greenville, South Carolina that you came out as a fan of University of South Carolina football. Now, we here at If I Blog It They Will Come have never been huge fans of the Cocks. We almost bought one of their hats when we were fourteen, but in all honesty, we’ve been Syracuse Orangemen (yes, we know they’re now called The Orange, we just can’t bring ourselves to shorten it) fans through and through over the past several years. However, over the past seven or eight seasons or so our favorite college football team has descended into the cellar of the Big East division and we think it’s time we switched teams.
That is why, with our favorite actor/comedian as our field general, we’re taking up the Cocks cause. It is our hope that with our re-pledging of NCAA allegiance, a nation of South Carolina Gamecock fans will get behind us in our quest to get you to send a photo of yourself looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com. We hope they’ll take it upon themselves this weekend during the big LSU game to begin a chant along the lines of “Hey Robin Williams, Go To If I Blog It They Will Come and Send A photo of yourself looking at their site to djayek@yahoo.com. Go Cocks!”
If you are not swayed by your favorite collegiate football team’s fan base and this post, well then I guess we’ll just have to try harder.
Sincerely,
The Gamecock Fans at If I Blog It They Will Come
P.S. Clemson, Georgia, Vanderbilt, Kentucky, Tennessee, and Florida all suck!
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