Dear Mr. Robin Williams,
We here at If I Blog It They Will Come feel the winds of change-a’ blowin’. No, we’re not standing underneath a high-powered ceiling fan, nor are we listening to an inspirational 1990 ballad from German metal stalwarts,Scorpions. We’re talking about real change. You see, Mr. Robin Williams, we have taken a great measure of inspiration from the events of November 4th, 2008. If the citizens of the United States of America can gather their collective will and make a push for progress by electing Barack Obama as their next Commander-in-Chief, then who’s to say we can’t do the same.
Mr. Williams, we here at If I Blog It They Will Come seek change. A change that’s been brewing for quite some time now. The change we seek isn’t going to cause massive social upheaval, slight back pain, or even tax hikes for the richest 1% of people reading this. The change we seek will not entail the usage of divisive scare tactics nor will it require gerrymandering of certain election districts to bring about. The change we seek is simple.
This blog was founded on a premise of hope. We simply had hoped that particular celebrities would be moved to send us photos of themselves looking at this blog to djayek@yahoo.com after several months of good-naturedly badgering them to do so. We’ve succeeded as a blog before and we will succeed as a blog again, but we know we cannot do it alone …for the specific reason that in order to technically succeed we actually need a photo of you looking at our blog, which pretty much requires your participation.
In closing, we look forward to your aid in our push for progress to change this once proud (yet currently flagging) blog from one without a photo of you looking at it, to one with a photo of you looking at it, so that it may reach soaring levels never before seen. And on that glorious day when you finally come through we will be smiling from ear to ear as the “No You Won’ts” of our detractors shall be tempered with one simple phrase…”YES WE CAN.”
We thank you for your time and consideration on the matter and look forward to hearing from you soon.
Sincerely,
The “We’d Never Go Negative” Folks at If I Blog It They Will Come
