Dear Mr. Robin Williams,
We were busy conducting our weekly scouring of Youtube for any fun and original Robin Williams clips when we happened upon this impression of you by former MadTV staple and current Frank TV, Frank Caliendo.
Who does this Frank guy think he is? Trying to steal the thunder of our favorite actor/comedian Robin Williams by attempting to take you down a notch with a lame impression. We’ll be the first to admit his other impressions of Madden and Dubya are pretty spot on, but let’s face it impressions do not always equal funny. It takes true originality to pull hilarity out of thin air the way you do, Mr. Williams, more so than it does for this Caliendo guy to copy someone’s voice. While this guy may be able to trick his voice into sounding like you, he’ll never possess the ability to make us laugh the way you do.
However, if you’d like for us to break his kneecaps or take him out more quietly, just in case he should develop it, we’d gladly do so to ensure he never mocks you again. The only thing we ask for in return is a photo of you looking at our blog sent to us at djayek@yahoo.com. Though in all honesty, after we get the photo we probably won’t be carrying out any heinous attacks, because we don’t have the stomach to inflict pain on another human being. And also because that Frank TV guy is probably an okay dude if a little misguided and much less talented than you. At most we’ll give him a slap on the wrist and go easy on him for your sake.
Thanks for your time and consideration on the matter, Mr. Williams, we look forward to receiving your orders as well as a photo of you looking at our blog soon.
Sincerely,
The Able Evaluators of True Talent at If I Blog It, They Will Come
