Dear Mr. Robin Williams,
We here at If I Blog It They Will Come would like to offer a hearty, “Holy Crap you’re awesome!” in your general direction. You see RW, we just read about your impromptu performance at the UCB Theatre at this Wednesday’s Harold Night festivities and were impressed not that you held your own with New York City’s best and brightest aspiring improv comedy troupes, but moreso that someone as humongous a star as yourself would slum it one night and give these budding comic geniuses a boost and the kind of memory that will last them a lifetime.
As former students at the UCB Theatre we couldn’t imagine how awesome it would’ve been had you showed up at our level one graduation show to save us from dying onstage before a tepid audience of twenty. We sure could’ve used the inspiration, but seeing as we won’t be making it onstage any time soon, you can do us one better by giving us our own memory that will last a lifetime. You don’t have to show up at our office and help us perform the witty banter-a-thon that we’ve been planning for quite some time, all we ask is that for one shining moment you send a photo of yourself looking at our blog and mail it to us at djayek@yahoo.com so that we too may have a memory that will last a lifetime. Cyberspace is such a structured place with all of it’s Ones and Zeros mathematics — why not throw it a little photographic improv just to keep things interesting.
Anyway, we thank you for your time and consideration on the matter and look forward to hearing from you soon.
Sincerely,
The Budding Comic Geniuses Who Just Need To Be Inspired at If I Blog It They Will Come
