Dear Mr. Robin Williams,
The truth is out there and we here at If I Blog It They Will Come know what it is. You’re now probably thinking to yourself, what is this truth you speak of? Are we referring to ex-heavyweight boxer, Carl “The Truth” Williams or perhaps just quoting a popular slogan associated with “The X-Files” (not to be confused with the porn remake The Triple X Files). The answer, neither. Mr. Williams, the truth is we are well aware of the fact that you have, in fact, seen our site. How do we know that? Well in all honesty, we don’t have any concrete evidence, but we find it utterly impossible that someone with an incredible amount of technology savvy such as yourself has yet to stumble upon a site dedicated to his very patronage.
Judging by that clip we think that someone with the amazing computer skills you just displayed, could quite easily possess the ability to minimize the video game window and quickly conduct a google blogsearch for yourself (don’t be ashamed, we google ourselves all of the time) in which case you most certainly would happen upon our blog Perhaps if you were to toggle between screens you might even be able to multi-task and take a photo of yourself looking at our blog and send it to us at djayek@yahoo.com having never even had to quit out of your video game. Mr. Williams we know you’ve got the technology and the heart of gold to make our quest a reality. The only thing we can do is beg that you not hit “Control, Alt, Delete” on our dreams. Thank you for your time and consideration. We look forward to hearing from you soon.
Sincerely,
The Googling Ourselves All The Time Folks at If I Blog It They Will Come
