The Bodyguard 2: Crazy In Love

Dear Mr. Costner, We know you’re not too fond of sequels but seeing as you’ve already hinted at the possibility of making a sequel to your recent serial killer thriller, Mr. Brooks, we here at “If I Blog It They Will Come” thought we’d suggest another sequel project. How does The Bodyguard 2 hit you? [...]

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The Summer Of Costner

Dear Mr. Costner, While the Summer of 1967 will always be remembered as the Summer of Love, 2007 is quickly shaping up to be the Summer of Costner. We here at “If I Blog It They Will Come” have had trouble keeping up with all of the press you’ve been getting. We imagine your publicist [...]

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Mr. Brooks…The Game

Dear Mr. Costner, We’re sorry. We didn’t mean to be so neglectful of this site over the past week. The fact of the matter is that we here at “If I Blog It They Will Come” are in the midst of moving our home office to a space more suitable for attaining our ultimate goal. [...]

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We Won’t Back Down

Dear Mr. Costner, You may have noticed that we here at “If I Blog It They Will Come” went dark after our Mr. Brooks review post. Maybe you thought we were “backing down” from our quest of getting you to visit our blog and take a photo of yourself doing so and sending it to [...]

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Blame It On The Dane

Dear Mr. Costner, The numbers are in and much to our dismay here at “If I Blog It They Will Come” Mr. Brooks came in 4th place in its opening weekend at the Box Office with a sub par $10 million take. It seems that the legions of Kevin Costner fans didn’t do their part [...]

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Happy Mr. Brooks Day

Dear Mr. Costner, Although we here at “If I Blog It They Will Come” have been kicking our feet up and catching some rays this week; we have not forgotten what today is. Just in case you’ve forgotten (and we’re sure you haven’t) it’s Mr. Brooks day! Today your latest film debuts at theaters all [...]

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Summer Hours

Dear Mr. Costner, We trust you had an excellent memorial day basking in the warming glow of the sun. You were probably too busy to notice that we took the holiday off. We here at “If I Blog It They Will Come” just had to enjoy the first unofficial day of summer and while we [...]

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The Official Home For Mr. Brooks

Dear Mr. Costner, We here at ‘If I Blog It They Will Come” have had a blast masquerading as the Official Unofficial Home of your upcoming film Mr. Brooks. With one week to go until the film’s release there’s little else we can do to ensure the film’s surefire success other than the measures we’ve [...]

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Mr. Brooks Music Video

Dear Mr.Costner, In our ongoing effort to get you to send a photo of yourself looking at our blog to djayek@yahoo.com we seem to have neglected our duties as the Official Unofficial Home for your upcoming film, Mr. Brooks, at least for this week anyway. We here it at “If I Blog It They Will [...]

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The Pre-Touchables

Dear Mr. Costner, We came across an interesting article today from the Melbourne Herald Sun about a possible prequel to the 1987 Brian De Palma masterpiece, The Untouchables, in which you portrayed revered Chicago Mob-buster Eliot Ness to De Niro’s Al Capone and who could forget Sean Connery’s Oscar-worthy turn as Jimmy Malone. That business [...]

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