The New Face of Disney

Dear Mr. Costner, We here at “If I Blog It They Will Come” were delighted to read earlier in the week that the distribution rights for your latest film project, Swing Vote, had been been picked up by Disney’s Touchstone Pictures. We have to commend the folks at Disney for making such a shrewd business [...]

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The Pre-Touchables

Dear Mr. Costner, We came across an interesting article today from the Melbourne Herald Sun about a possible prequel to the 1987 Brian De Palma masterpiece, The Untouchables, in which you portrayed revered Chicago Mob-buster Eliot Ness to De Niro’s Al Capone and who could forget Sean Connery’s Oscar-worthy turn as Jimmy Malone. That business [...]

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Re:Views

Dear Mr. Costner, Since our inception in late January, We here at “If I Blog It They Will Come” have become involved with a vast network of film insiders. This morning one of those insiders alerted us that the first reviews for Mr. Brooks were up on a little site called Ain’t It Cool News. [...]

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The Search for Dry Land

Dear Mr. Costner,In our own “search for dry land” we here at “If I Blog It They Will Come” feel as though we’re recycling our own premises the same way you recycled your own urine in the opening scene of Waterworld. We apologize if some of our posts requesting that you send a photo of [...]

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